Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Two Drunkards

Today I heard this conversation between two drunkards.

Dramatis Personae:

Drunkard 1: A Drunkard, friend of Drunkard 2.
Drunkard 2: A Drunkard, friend of Drunkard 1.

Drunkard 1: Suppose this, you take two dogs and put them on a boat and send them from the east coast to the west coast. Then you take some other dogs and put one on a plane, one on a train, one in a car and send them too. 

Drunkard 2: Okay, yeah.

Drunkard 1: Then in four months, you investigate the animals, check them out and see which ones are doing better. Which one do you think would be in better shape?

Drunkard 2: The one that was going home.

Drunkard 1: No. The one that went over water.



2 comments:

  1. did you really hear this? this is ridiculous...
    Will this blog be all overheard and seen accounts?

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  2. Yes I really heard this.
    Yes it is ridiculous.
    Yes this blog will be all overheard and seen acounts (hence the name).

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