scrap 1: Berlin Situations

This is the first installment of what will be an ongoing series known as 'scrap'
Every day I will dig through the scrap-paper pile near the library printer and post the most interesting items. If nothing is interesting then I will post the least uninteresting.
Here is what I found today:

My favorite parts are:
1."Why do you like what you do?"
2. "Timelapse" 
3. "You buy a Kebab (Of course!)"