Heard this just now:
Damatis Personae:
Christian 1: A Christian, friend of Christian 2.
Christian 2: A Christian, friend of Christian 1.
Christian 1: ...If people don't understand the gospel how are they supposed to understand anything else?
Christian 2: ...I'm going to clear out my bible in a few days--it is going to feel really good.
[Timelapse]
Christian 2: When I first met April I thought I could never be friends with her cause her goal in life is to be a stay at home mom and my goal is to be...well, NOT that. But, we've both changed.